In the first picture you see me listening to a short lecture from my Mom on the proper method of eating a bagel with less than two teeth. I have to be honest with you all - At my age, I have an attention span that is measured in milliseconds. This picture was taken about 2 seconds into the speech, but it looks like I am at my wits end waiting for her to let me dig in.
My Mom should have just told me to go at it from the edge in the first place! Seriously, once I got my tooth sunk into this bad boy, it was all over but the shouting.
The world of fine dining is out there for me now. I can't wait to dig into some more challenging foods. For those of you who are wondering, no, I did NOT eat the whole thing.